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Nothing of consequence happened today so I'll bring some LOLZ 
9th-Apr-2008 06:21 pm
tony steve and thor
I don't know why this tickled me so much, maybe I really am going insane(er)

From the Folks at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

OK, I'm an idiot LOL
9th-Apr-2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. O_ò

and the winner is....

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

My daily quote LMAO

9th-Apr-2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
I want to do things to your icon :DDDDDD
9th-Apr-2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
me too ;)
9th-Apr-2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
I'll let you borrow him after I'm finished ;)
9th-Apr-2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
alan *be prepared* =P
9th-Apr-2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
I don't think there is any way to prepare for that!
9th-Apr-2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
haha, you're right! He's (insert a word here)

lack of words today...
9th-Apr-2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
I prefer to go with

He's jdf;lhasgk;jafhk;jgchnkfahsdnml;ufalyfgceam;xliaihj,pouhpq
9th-Apr-2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
words can't even start to describe what I feel :P
9th-Apr-2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
How's this?

9th-Apr-2008 08:33 pm (UTC)

............... I'd end like this if I ever met him. If only I new few years ago, he was here in a festival. I could have been there. I'm not lucky. damn it!
9th-Apr-2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
9th-Apr-2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
Jim's fave is Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

He owns the damn t-shirt.

Edited at 2008-04-09 11:53 pm (UTC)
9th-Apr-2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
Shirt- I Want

PS- THANK GOD and every other entity that Hugh was not there was that AI performance. BFTV sounded great but Teri overshadowed them. My sister called me and said "What the Hell was that??"

Jesse, Bob and Greg are rockstars though.
9th-Apr-2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
We found it at Kohl's. We'll have to check it out on Friday night.

I didn't even bother watching.

I SHOULD be cleaning... yeah, forgive me if the house stinks when you get here.
9th-Apr-2008 08:13 pm (UTC)

It was pretty painful which sucks because like I said, the band sounded amazing. Teri sounded worse than my dog howling at the moon. Hugh didn't show up so he couldn't embarrass himself
9th-Apr-2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
I'm totally using this one in every day conversation.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

The next time somebody starts the evolution argument with me, I'm hitting them with this left hook. :P
9th-Apr-2008 08:11 pm (UTC)

I love it.
9th-Apr-2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
OMG, your icon is PRICELESS!!! LMAO!!
9th-Apr-2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
It's mesmerizing, isn't it?!
9th-Apr-2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
I always watch for that pelvic thrust when I watch that episode. It's so random, but I'm sure they left that take in deliberately to toy with us.
9th-Apr-2008 08:20 pm (UTC)
Thank God Hugh wasn't the one who did it. My ovaries would have incinerated.
9th-Apr-2008 08:21 pm (UTC)

So true!
9th-Apr-2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Well he did it in my dream last night......
9th-Apr-2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
*points to her icon*
9th-Apr-2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
*points to her icon*
9th-Apr-2008 08:30 pm (UTC)
*points to her icon*
9th-Apr-2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
and then it was born a new language: Iconmunication.
*epic kind of music in the background*

\^.^/ *does a wave*

10th-Apr-2008 10:51 am (UTC)

It was only a matter of time :)
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