I don't know why this tickled me so much, maybe I really am going insane(er)
From the Folks at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.OK, I'm an idiot LOL